Ahh meat. Prime rib. T-Bone. Fillet mignion. A great source of cholesterol in our diet, and for many of us... sheer dining gastrorgasm. Zombies also share in our vice for flesh, although in a more purist fashion. It is also one of the major zombie food groups. The others being organs, and brain
[Note zombies consider the brain to be more than an organ, pure pastafarian noodle jelly bliss in a crunchy shell. -Stanley]

Every day our ovens are working to make the best meatloaf ever made by our cooks. We here at ZDT Graphical Research Infection Laboratory love our meatloaf.

Cooking is a common practice people use to help businesses like restaurants and families survive. We are curious how zombies get along without this delightful trade skill- preferring to dine on raw, nay... living flesh.

One theory that has come from many hours studying beakers of digestive juices of zombies is that they don't have any form of economics. There is simply no need for things like spices and ovens and cooking utensils because they don't run stores, pay for utilities, or taxes for that matter.

Regardless, zombies do not indulge in spices and fancy locales to dine. Where ever they may happen upon you suits them just fine.

A significant finding is that the equivalant of taxes to a zombie, is fire. They dislike it and will avoid it at all costs. The inverse to the graph at the left would be the likeliness to be torched by fire based on being alive or undead. This would result in the second death of a zombie. (Note that as a byproduct of our research we have determined that if you are not fully dead, you will still be taxed, as illustrated by our world renown graph team. This phenomenon is known as life support tax.)

A zombie has a very high protien intake.

While we do offer tips on cooking zombies, we strongly advise against eating cooked zombie flesh for nourishment.  Cooking zombies is merely a defensive strategy.  Ovens are just for style points.

Our Graphic Graph Engineers have been researching a special graph which depicts Ill effects of consuming cooked zombie flesh versus how much cooked zombie flesh one has consumed.  They have an incredible name for this graph.  You only wish you could see this graph.  We caution our readers that this graph is very graphic.

Ill Effects versus Mouthfulls of Zombie Flesh Eaten (graph is too graphic to display).

Is that amazing or what?  People, wake up here.

You may be wondering by now, if not cooked zombie flesh, what can I eat to survive during a zombie holocost?  Where is the source of nourishment that will sustain me and keep my hair shiny and bouncy?

At this point, we ask you the reader, to take a look at your palm.  Now slap it really hard against your forehead.  Due to the reduced population of living people, there will be an abundance of flora and fauna for drop dead gorgeous survivors to consume.  Not to worry, if you are not a supermodel, you will most likely be left alone by zombies because you might already look like one.

One thing everyone will need are skills and tools to survive.  Do you have any type of knife?  Do you know how to start a fire for defense, and for cooking?  What about potable water supplies?  Lucky survivors may have in their possesion a handheld GPS unit.  Most important of any survival item mentioned previously... do you have an iPhone, or Apple Product?